15 Funny Musician Jokes

By July 13, 2016Music
Funny Musician Jokes - Bach [fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=”yes” overflow=”visible”][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″ background_position=”left top” background_color=”” border_size=”” border_color=”” border_style=”solid” spacing=”yes” background_image=”” background_repeat=”no-repeat” padding=”” margin_top=”0px” margin_bottom=”0px” class=”” id=”” animation_type=”” animation_speed=”0.3″ animation_direction=”left” hide_on_mobile=”no” center_content=”no” min_height=”none”][fusion_imageframe lightbox=”no” gallery_id=”” lightbox_image=”” style_type=”glow” hover_type=”none” bordercolor=”” bordersize=”0px” borderradius=”0″ stylecolor=”” align=”center” link=”” linktarget=”_self” animation_type=”0″ animation_direction=”down” animation_speed=”0.1″ animation_offset=”” class=”” id=””] Funniest Musician Jokes[/fusion_imageframe]

 

Music is an artform many people enjoy, but few can actually do. 90 percent of musicians are undiscovered and only 1.1 percent of them will ever go mainstream. Everyone knows a starving artist, who likely has a second job, but is trying to “pursue their craft.”

For many musicians, cracking wise can be the best therapy for the everyday grind. Some of the most funny musician jokes are self-deprecating, but hey, sometimes you need to be able to laugh at yourself. For example, what do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless.

If you’re an artist, or one of their friends, here’s some musician jokes that only you may understand.

[/fusion_builder_column][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″ background_position=”left top” background_color=”” border_size=”” border_color=”” border_style=”solid” spacing=”yes” background_image=”” background_repeat=”no-repeat” padding=”” margin_top=”0px” margin_bottom=”0px” class=”” id=”” animation_type=”” animation_speed=”0.3″ animation_direction=”left” hide_on_mobile=”no” center_content=”no” min_height=”none”][fusion_accordion divider_line=”no” class=”” id=””] [fusion_toggle title=”What’s the difference between a pianist and a 14-inch pizza?” open=”no”]A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four.[/fusion_toggle] [fusion_toggle title=”Why did Mozart kill his chickens?” open=”no”]Because they were running around screaming “Bach! Bach! Bach! Bach!”[/fusion_toggle] [fusion_toggle title=”Don’t let your kids was symphonies on TV.” open=”no”]There’s too much sax and violins.[/fusion_toggle] [fusion_toggle title=”Middle C, E-flat and G walk into a bar.” open=”no”]“Sorry,” the bartender says to E-flat, we don’t serve minors here.[/fusion_toggle] [fusion_toggle title=”What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?” open=”no”]Everyone is happy when the case is closed.[/fusion_toggle] [fusion_toggle title=”A young child says to his mother: “Mom, when I grow up I’d like to become a musician.”” open=”no”]She replied, “Well honey, you can’t do both.”[/fusion_toggle] [fusion_toggle title=”What’s the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist? ” open=”no”]A rock guitarist plays four chords to thousands of people, while a jazz guitarist plays thousands of chords to four people.[/fusion_toggle] [fusion_toggle title=”My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.” open=”no”]But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.[/fusion_toggle] [fusion_toggle title=”What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?” open=”no”]Feyonce.[/fusion_toggle] [fusion_toggle title=”What concert only costs 45 cents?” open=”no”]50 Cent featuring Nickelback.[/fusion_toggle] [fusion_toggle title=”What’s the difference between a musician and a mutual fund? ” open=”no”]Mutual funds eventually mature and earn money.[/fusion_toggle] [fusion_toggle title=”There were two people walking down the road, one was a musician, the other didn’t have any money either.” open=”no”][/fusion_toggle] [fusion_toggle title=”What’s the definition of a gentleman?” open=”no”]Someone who knows how to play the violin, but doesn’t.[/fusion_toggle] [fusion_toggle title=”What do you call a guy who always hangs out with musicians?” open=”no”]The drummer.[/fusion_toggle] [fusion_toggle title=”What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?” open=”no”]A-Flat Minor [/fusion_toggle] [fusion_toggle title=”Bonus! What do you get when you drop a piano over an army base? ” open=”no”]A-Flat Major[/fusion_toggle] [/fusion_accordion]


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